Monday, May 29, 2006

Pemberley in verse and worse

This really speaks for itself - the first proposal from Pemberley in verse.

You have ruined the happiness of Jane,
Who may never find love again!
You cannot deny it!
Do you seek to decry it?
You have caused them unpardonable pain!"

"No, of course not," he replied with a smirk.
"So what if I acted the jerk?
Charles should wed a duchy,
And I'll have no stench touch me---
After all, I am Colin Firth!"

Elizabeth decided to disperse
With the formalities of this verse.
Saucily: "Really?
Well I'm Jennifer Ehle,
And you've three hours left, buster---it gets worse!

And this too requires no comment. Those crazy Pemberleans.

1 comment:

Chelsea said...

What an imagination! That's fantastic.